J Bailey R.

If your plumbing is already there, I can help you set up your dishwasher or washer and dryer. Even if you’re missing some plumbing, I can get the parts you need and install them. If you have faucet fixtures for your bath or sink that need to be changed out, all I need is the new fixture, and it’s on. If it gets started, the project is getting finished - and I’ll make sure I stand by that commitment by coming back to check it out after installation, if requested.

Experienced tinkerer, crafter, and random, strange project creator - and I finish the project - OH YES, I Finish it. Once I start a project, it must be completed, or it will haunt me forever knowing that I left something unfinished. It can’t happen. I have an Etsy store featuring paracord art and accessories, so I’m very familiar with craft stores. I’m always the guy helping people find things in Michael’s or Joanne’s - I just don’t work there. So this is the next best thing. Let’s CRAFT.

Mobile BICYCLE MECHANIC. If your bike needs some help, a TUNE UP, or some new parts, I can evaluate and fix your bike right there at your house, and leave it ready to ride. Let me know if you need inner-tubes and what size before I arrive, and I’ll buy them to expense on your invoice. If you need parts, we can order them, and I’ll return when they arrive. Remember, I can come to you, so you don’t even need to pull the thing out of the garage - I will do that part for you as well.

OCD? That’s Overachieving Cleaning Dude, right? Because that’s me. I have an eye for detail, meticulously ensuring your cleaning needs are met & exceeded. From the time I get there to the time I leave, I’m over here looking like the Toxic Avenger, with a mop in one hand, and vacuum in the other - without the chemically mutated appearance. You’ll think you bought a new house by the time I’m gone - you’ll be walking on a cloud, instead of the hurricane it once was. I’m thorough, and kinda funny.

I’m well-versed in Windows PC operation, organization, and aligning a user’s needs with their device’s setup. If you need help installing, setting up, organizing, mounting monitors, or creating any kind of office setup, I’m your guy. I’ve overseen computer labs and barcode systems prior to this, so you can hire me with the confidence that I’ll set you up, organize your PC settings for you, connect multiple monitors, and give you a thorough walk-through of your systems before I leave.

I’m a very experienced interior and exterior painter, but I’m also clean and thorough. I’ll not only paint, but I’ll make sure everything is super-clean before I leave; cleaner than I found it. I have a creative eye, and can also assist with color theory and coordination to make your home as unique as you are. If you need to flip something, I can also make sure your job is finished in a timely manner to ensure it’s ready for sale or move-in. Give me the paint, I go to work.

Very experienced with building and maintaining spreadsheets within Excel. Not everyone can do it because it’s tedious, but if you tell me what you envision, and what you need the spreadsheet to function as, I can create one for you, or just enter your data for you so you don’t have to. I’m meticulous and focused, so while I’m on your clock, I’m all yours. I’ll get your data entered correctly the first time.

I have a keen eye for design, and thorough understanding of color theory and unique style. If you’re unsure about something design related, or need some new perspective, please don’t hesitate to contact me. I’m a learning & training program designer, as well as an abstract painter, and former student of the Governor’s School for the Arts in SC. I have extensive experience with choosing paint colors, and selecting focal points for a space with a design balance to create a functional aesthetic.

I will change out your locks, sort your keys, and make sure you’re entirely happy with the job before I go. If you have digital locks (through an app) I’ll help you set up your apps so your locks all work and connect - I won’t leave until you’re comfortable with locking and unlocking your digital/fingerprint locks. If you’re just switching locks, doors, or anything involved with doors, I’m your guy. I manufactured doors for years, and will apply all my knowledge to your specific situation.

I’m happy to help, no matter the situation. For simple wiring changes, or fixture swaps, I’m always available and willing to bid on a job, if it’s within my skillset. Not only will I attend to your fixture or outlet swaps, but I’ll do it with a smile on my face and a song in my heart, because that’s what my daddy taught me, and that’s how I live my life - always trying to do the best for a father’s approval that will never come. Okay, that was a joke - he’s proud too.

No matter what you need done, I can transport, coordinate rides, pick you up from the airport, drop you off, or even pick up your medications for you (and argue with the pharmacist on your behalf, so you don’t have to). I’m a detail oriented and thorough perfectionist, pursuing perfection through patience. I can take on those errands you dread all day, and offer discrete solutions, as well as unwavering, professional-grade confidentiality when needed.

I’m a seasoned furniture assembler - as in - I’ll take those IKEA or Pier1 directions, absorb them through telepathic connection, build the furniture anywhere you need it, then position it with you until it’s in the most exact place you want it in the house. I won’t stop assembling or building until you’re dizzy with the realization that your furniture was built before your very eyes in what you would call “record time.” I just call it “another day in the office.”

I have hung shelves, pictures, blinds, curtains, fixtures, very weird art…if it goes on a wall (or doesn’t), I’ll make it happen and make sure it’s level when it’s done. I hang and install by eye, but check the accuracy with a level before I fix it to the wall. I’ve also built shelves, and would be happy to do the same for you if needed. I’m the one my family and friends come to when they need anything cause I’m a “Swiss army knife” kinda guy. I have a ton of uses, just ask, and I can help.

I’ve been painting rooms, furniture, art, and other various items my whole life. In my spare time, I upcycle old furnitire to sell as one of a kind items to be treasured forever. As far as rooms go, I make it a point to get the job done in a timely manner, but keep it clean to ensure easy cleanup, and seamless transition from “being painted” to “oh my god, Jessica, this is amazing!” (If your name was Jessica). I’m available, please don’t hesitate to reach out.

Hire me for the smaller jobs - ones where you just want to spruce up your yard or deck or patio. I’ll make it happen at a reasonable rate, and can troubleshoot different yard solutions with you. I’m somewhat of a novice when it comes to Landscaping, but that doesn’t stop me from getting it done either way. I can pour concrete for small fixes or other smaller projects, and if you need help assembling outdoor arrangements, I can move that potted plant around until it’s finally where you want it.

I’m a wood cutting madman. No rough edges - nothing subpar. I want all of your needs met so it’s measured twice and cut once. Let’s make the best of these pieces of wood you’ve got floating around. I’m ready to work, so let’s schedule it and I’ll come out there to cut, sand, shape, attach, paint, or any other verb to get your job done right.

I’m not the least-expensive, but I will not leave you wondering: “will he ever return to finish the job?” after running to Home Depot. When I have a project to complete, I complete it efficiently, typically in 1-2 days, depending on the project. I’m well-versed in drywall repair, hanging pictures, blinds, curtains, handicap stability bars, or anything else you might need affixed to walls. I’ll make it level, and look right. I’m a detail oriented, skilled painter, shelf builder, and clean worker.

Ever filled someone with ADHD & OCD with 5-hour energy drinks and watched them organize a garage? Neither have I, because I’m the guy with ADHD & OCD CHUGGING 5-hour energy drinks and organizing your garage - if you want. I’m also non-judgmental, receptive to feedback and criticism, and here to ensure that your needs are met in any way possible. I’m adaptable, open-minded, and willing to go the extra mile by default. Let me tackle all the things you don’t want to do. I’m here for it.

I specialize in hand/roller painting, to give your home a custom, one of a kind feel. The detail and skill I apply to each home or piece of a home that I paint are unmatched when compared to others, which you’ll see reflected in my methodology and finished product. I love to paint, so you’re doing me a favor; keeping me busy. I’m trying to do over 200 jobs in 1 year, so please help me reach that goal by giving me that painting project you’ve been talking about but don’t have time to do yourself.

If you need assistance balancing your daily tasks, or you just need someone professional with a flair for customer service to take notes, grab coffee, run your errands, grab lunch with, or any other needs, I’m ready to work for you. My skills go beyond just keeping you organized. I am passionate about any work I do, and if you tell me you need whatever it is you need, I’ll do everything in my power to deliver it, and help you meet your goals. Rides, errands; even chores. I’m ready when you are.

Plumbing can be kinda gross - but I’m all about it. I can switch faucets if the correct pipes and connections are already present. If you just want some fixtures switched out, or need some leaks repaired, or need to troubleshoot to figure out what’s wrong, I’ll happily come out there to check things out for you to help you find the best solution. If I can’t provide it myself, I’ll help you find someone to do it. I want you to know you’ve made the right choice, when you hire me.

I have years of experience measuring, documenting, and relaying both data and schematics in an organized and easy to understand format. You tell me what you need measured, and I’ll be there to measure it. Simple as that. You’ll be sent your desired information with visual aids to clearly define what was measured and where. I’m thorough, exact, and have a (sometimes exhausting) attention to detail. “Measure twice, cut once.” -Aristotle. Or, someone else who’s smart said that. Bob the Builder? IDK

I pride myself on my attention to detail, my ability to create clean, natural looking lines within a space, and letting the caulking fade into the background, rather than look like the monstrosity some of it can appear to be when done wrong. I’ll strip and re-seal any caulking needed, or apply new beads to ensure uniformity. Either way, you’ll be glad you hired me to make your bathroom or kitchen look like it seamlessly transitions from one surface to the next.

I can install digital locks, cameras, thermostats, and various sound system options, and coordinate them all onto one application to ensure you have an easy experience with converting your home to a smart home. If you need help troubleshooting your systems, and setting up your basics, or interpreting anything associated with those systems, I’m here to make sure you fully understand your systems before I leave. I won’t leave you high and dry. Let’s bring your home into 2024, safely and securely.

I’ll hang your TV, drop cords inside the wall for you; and keep your materials costs to a minimum if I can. I’ve hung literally hundreds of monitors, TVs, and various other equipment for offices and homes alike, so ask me if I’m the one for you and I’ll tell you with my whole chest that I’m either the guy you need, or the guy who’s going to direct you to the guy you need. Either way, we’re getting your TV. ON. THAT. WALL.

Did you know that on average, people spend around 5 years combined, of their total lives, waiting in lines? That’s a real statistic! You don’t have that kind of time. But I do have that time, and I’ll make sure that whatever line you need to be in has your spot reserved, your goal at the end of that line handed over to you so you can park, and walk right in. I dress for the occasion, and communicate thoroughly, so your table will be ready, your tickets will be bought, & your car ready for you.

I just spent the last several months helping my family patch and fill drywall in a house built originally in 1950 - each room was redone, repainted, and any blemishes sanded then filled. All work was completed independently, and that’s just my most recent adventure with drywall patching. I’ve been filling and patching drywall holes since I was a teenager, and I’m more than happy to bring that expertise and eye for detail to you. Thanks for checking me out, let’s get to work!

I’m here to install your new blinds, and/or to help you find the right blind-width before you buy them. Hanging blinds can be treacherous, so avoid that hassle by handing it to me, because I eat “hassles” for breakfast, and they’re delicious! Best thing on the breakfast menu - “hassles over-easy,” with a side of “now the blinds are hung and I can relax.”

I DON’T have yard cleaning tools, but I know how to operate nearly all of them. If you have tools and need yard work completed, I’m your guy. I can make your yard look like it did the day you moved in - unless it looked bad when you first moved in. I’m saying it will look good. Really good. And I’ll communicate thoroughly with you to ensure you get what you want out of your experience. I am meticulous, creative, and resourceful, so if you have tools, let’s get this knocked off the “To-Do” list.