Hey Handy Rabbit! Could you assemble my new bed from Target?

Hey Handy Rabbit! Could you assemble (please bring your own tools, I'm not tool savvy) my new bed from Target? It's supposedly easy to assemble and probably just requires a couple screwdrivers and a "direction following" intelligent person to drive it - most likely I won't be helpin' (in fact I'll probably be safely at the local dog park) so come prepared!
I live in Berkeley not far from the Ashby BART station if you're not driving.